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My Hypothetical Mommy (Moms everywhere before kids)

December 22, 2017

I have to laugh at myself and give my head a good solid shake. And as you read this, even if you are the purest and strictest of all moms, you will have a relatable moment. But, remember us before kids? When we would adamantly state that our future kids would never stay up late or never watch tv. They would never embarrass you with a tantrum in a store. How fucking funny is that shit now? I look back at that woman fondly as my “hypothetical” mom self. So, in light of mom shaming everywhere, I am going to shame myself. Because for 1, shaming is horrible and I believe a form of bullying and ... Read More...

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No it’s not OK to kiss my baby….

December 14, 2017

Seriously though, the fact I have to say this = Mind blown. Do not kiss, touch or breath on my baby. Why do people feel the need to touch my baby? Yes, she is cute as hell, I made her but please…keep your gross, cigarette stained, germy, nail bitten (and god knows what else) hands away from/off my baby. I actually had a woman in Walmart KISS my youngest’s hands when she was in the cart. Maybe I am too nice or hate confrontation, as she was the sweetest woman but I gritted my teeth and kept smiling and nodding as she ooh’d and aw’d over my girl. I quickly excused myself, ran to the ... Read More...

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Hi, I’m Erin!

Hi, I’m Erin!

Hey! I’m Erin. I’m a Mommy to 2 beautiful girls who also works full time and believe it or not, go to school part time. Because I thought I wasn’t busy enough with all that, I figured let’s really push my sanity and blog about my nonsense. This is a place of unapologetic truth. I LOVE being a Mommy, but I am human. I don’t glamorize that shit. I live in Canada, British Columbia for all you geographically correct Mofo’s. I love Wine, my kids, Bubble bath and ‘me’ time. Ie: folding laundry while watching Netflix.

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